Breaking News From Gaza!

[Published on Tzedek-Tzedek with kind permission of Yocheved Golani]

Breaking News:
Police in  Gaza  just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000  semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank  missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged   SWISS and USD  banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in GAZA .

 Local residents were stunned.

 A community spokesman said: "We're shocked. We never knew we had a Library!!"


  1. Is this for real? I can't tell.

  2. What?! Someone diverted funds to build a library?!

  3. It's a joke, Shira. It illustrates a problem with public perceptions of the actual problem in the Middle East. You couldn't tell it was a joke because for Jews, this is an all-too-real possible scenario.

    My sense of humor earned me more Facebook and Twitter followers for some unexpected reason. Ah well, adds to the fun ;^ )

    Yocheved Golani


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