Breaking News From Gaza!
[Published on Tzedek-Tzedek with kind permission of Yocheved Golani] Breaking News: Police in Gaza just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged SWISS and USD banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in GAZA . Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said: "We're shocked. We never knew we had a Library!!"