Exclusively Revealed: The Men Who Sabotaged Iranian Defence Facilities
In
the past two weeks, two top-secret Iranian military facilities have been damaged
in mysterious explosions.
On Monday
there was a large explosion reported in the western Iranian city of Isfahan .
Isfahan is the home of a nuclear materials
processing plant. That facility first went into operation in 2004, taking
uranium from mines and producing uranium fluoride gas, which then feeds the
centrifuges that enrich the uranium. Since 2004, thousands of kilograms of
uranium flouride gas were stockpiled at Isfahan
and subsequently sent to the enrichment plant in Natanz.
The
reported incident occurred about two weeks after Gen. Hasan Tehrani Moghaddam
was killed together with 20 other Guard members Nov. 12 at a military site
outside Bidganeh village, 40 kilometers southwest of Tehran .
General Moghaddam was the head of Iran 's
Missile Programs, and his death is a significant blow to the Iranian military
leadership. Satellite photographs (see above) of the military facility show extensive damage
to the buildings, including some completely razed to the ground.
The
Iranian's have officially blamed both explosions on "accidents".
Here,
for the first time, I can exclusively reveal the perpetrators of these explosions.
Iranian
officials have obtained copies of two British passports, which were left at the
guardhouse of the nuclear facility, and were not recovered by their owners.
It
is reported that the British subjects were officially visiting the top secret
facility in accordance with an Iranian Government contract involving specialist
piping units, awarded to "B & S Instalatorim Ltd", whose offices
are registered in London .
I have looked up the details online at the British Companies Registry and can reveal that the offices are located at the very same address as Blooms restaurant onGolders
Green Road .
I have looked up the details online at the British Companies Registry and can reveal that the offices are located at the very same address as Blooms restaurant on
However,
Iranian sources are pointing the finger at Israel ,
and claim these two employees of B & S Instalatorim Ltd, are actually
Israeli mossad agents.
A
spokesman for the Iranian Intelligence Services, Rabidd Soneh, was quoted by the
Fars semi-official Government news agency: "It was
clear from the state they left the place in, that these were Israeli and not
English workers."
I
can now exclusively reveal that the names of the passport holders have been
traced to British residents of Beit Shemesh, being Mr Jay/Yaakov Bondstein, aged 37, and
Mr Sam Meragel, 41.
I
took the liberty of contacting both Yakov and Sam, who both live close to my home, and attend a local
synagogue on Nahal Dolev, Ramat Beit Shemesh.
Yaakov
wasn't home, so I spoke to Mrs Kasefet Bondstein, and explained the nature of the Iranian allegations. Kasefet was adamant that these rumours were "absolutely absurd". Kasefet claimed that Yaakov
is not in the piping business, but is a physiotherapist. At the time of the
incident in Isfahan , she said, Yaakov
had been treating a local gardener with chronic scoliosis, a spinal condition, here in Bet Shemesh.
I subsequently
found Sam Meragel at Mincha, so I asked him if he is aware that his British passport
had been found at the guard house of the Iranian Nuclear processing facility at
Isfahan ?
Sam said he was not aware, but that he's pleased it has been found, as he lost it
about six months ago, when he participated in the Jerusalem Marathon.
"This is the second time it's gone missing, and it cost fifty quid each time", explained Sam, "the other one turned up in Dubai, but I never got it back."
As we left the synagogue, Sam immediately got on his cellphone, to try to contact the Consular Division of British Embassy in Tehran, to ask them to kindly help retrieve the passport. Sam eventually got through, but he told me that initially all he could hear was some guys shouting in Persian.
Eventually, one of them said, in broken English, "British passport? One hundred pounds. Any name you want."
Eventually, one of them said, in broken English, "British passport? One hundred pounds. Any name you want."
Instalatorim? You're killing me! Good spoof. As for the Iranian - may there be many simchas like these.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful story! B&S based in Blooms! you couldn't make it up
ReplyDeleteBrilliant David!
ReplyDeleteGreat satire; classic one-liners!
"Kasefet Bondstein" "Sam Meragel" "Rabidd Soneh" "The other one turned up in Dubai" etc etc....
Give up your day job, and your volunteering, and write spoofs instead!