Obama's Great Joke

Obama's speech to the combined Houses of Lords and Commons at Westminister Hall yesteray in London began with a truly great one liner.

"The previous three speakers who have spoken here in Westminster Hall were the Pope, Her Majesty The Queen and Nelson Mandella - which is either a very high bar, or the beginning of a very funny joke."

For those who want the full version, here's the BBC recording....



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